I think the life cycle is all backwards<\/p>\n
You should start out dead and get it out of the way.<\/p>\n
Then, you wake up in an old age home feeling better every day.<\/p>\n
You get kicked out for being too healthy; go collect your pension,
\nthen when you start work, you get a gold watch on your first day.<\/p>\n
You work 40 years until you’re young enough to enjoy your retirement.<\/p>\n
You drink alcohol, you party, you’re generally promiscuous and you
\nget ready for High School.<\/p>\n
You go to primary school, you become a kid , you play, you have no
\nresponsibilities, you become a baby, and then…<\/p>\n
You spend your last 9 months floating peacefully in luxury, in spa-like
\nconditions; central heating, room service on tap, larger quarters every
\nday, and then, you finish off as an orgasm.<\/p>\n
I rest my case.<\/p>\n
[Anonymous]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
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