{"id":204,"date":"2007-01-28T11:01:11","date_gmt":"2007-01-28T17:01:11","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/maxalien.com\/purplemass\/?p=204"},"modified":"2008-07-23T18:49:00","modified_gmt":"2008-07-24T00:49:00","slug":"jesus-is-coming-look-busy","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/purplemass.com\/blog\/?p=204","title":{"rendered":"Jesus Is Coming, Look Busy.."},"content":{"rendered":"<blockquote><p>We <a href=\"http:\/\/static.vsocial.com\/flash\/PlatAdPlayer.swf?v=31076&#038;j=true\" target=\"_blank\">are<\/a> living in <a href=\"http:\/\/www.prophecyheadlines.com\/\" target=\"_blank\">end times<\/a>. Baby Jesus is going to return <a href=\"http:\/\/www.yukka.co.uk\/d_images\/SKU17265-1.jpg\" target=\"_blank\">soon<\/a>, and all the Christians are gong to get <a href=\"http:\/\/raptureready.com\/\" target=\"_blank\">sucked up to heaven<\/a>. Non-believers will be <a href=\"http:\/\/postrapturepost.com\/\" target=\"_blank\">left behind<\/a>.<\/p>\n<p>If you&#8217;re worried this might include you, you&#8217;d better read the <a href=\"http:\/\/raptureready.com\/rr-survival-guide.html\" target=\"_blank\">Post-rapture Survival Guide<\/a>, &#8220;If you receive this manual before the rapture &#8230; start storing up food and living supplies and put them into hiding in some remote and difficult to access area. You should include weaponry to defend yourself and medical supplies as part of your living supplies.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>If reading isn&#8217;t your strong point, watch some of <a href=\"http:\/\/www.rapturealert.com\/video.asp\" target=\"_blank\">these<\/a> <a href=\"http:\/\/www.pottershouse.com\/downloads_drama.asp\" target=\"_blank\">videos<\/a> for further information.<\/p>\n<p>And <a href=\"http:\/\/www.cafepress.com\/bettybowers.22944025\" target=\"_blank\">remember<\/a>: evil sinners will <a href=\"http:\/\/www.layhands.com\/WillSinnersBurnForever.htm\" target=\"_blank\">burn in hell forever<\/a>&#8230;<\/p><\/blockquote>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>We are living in end times. Baby Jesus is going to return soon, and all the Christians are gong to get sucked up to heaven. Non-believers will be left behind. If you&#8217;re worried this might include you, you&#8217;d better read the Post-rapture Survival Guide, &#8220;If you receive this manual before the rapture &#8230; start storing [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":4,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[12],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-204","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-religion"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/purplemass.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/204","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/purplemass.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/purplemass.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/purplemass.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/4"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/purplemass.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=204"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/purplemass.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/204\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":597,"href":"https:\/\/purplemass.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/204\/revisions\/597"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/purplemass.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=204"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/purplemass.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=204"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/purplemass.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=204"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}